Frequently Asked Questions
What are vinyl decals?
Vinyl decals are basically stickers that are cut from a large sheet of sticky-backed vinyl. You commonly see them on doors to businesses, road signs, and those advertisements on cars for businesses the driver owns.
How awesome are vinyl decals?
Incredibly awesome, you should get some.
Aren't they expensive?
While vinyl decals do require us to machine each decal and prepare them by hand, they are surprisingly inexpensive compared to other promotional materials, especially when you consider how awesome they are (see above question).
How do I apply one of your vinyl decals?
First: clean the surface you want to apply this to and spray it down with water. Second: peel off the wax paper backing, leaving the entire decal on the application tape. Third: carefully place the decal on the wet surface where you want it, adjusting it if the water allows you to. Fourth: squeegee the decal with a firm card to press the vinyl onto the surface and squeeze out the water, poking holes in the app tape to let water drain. Fifth: after the water has mostly dried, carefully peel the application tape off at a sharp angle very slowly. Sixth: enjoy your decal and share the word about Woven Thorns Productions!
How can I make money off you?
Well, you can either sell me quality diapers for less, or use the contact form to tell me you think a referral program would be cool. Depending on how much paperwork I'd have to do for tax season, I'd consider it.
My email says my mailbox is over the size limit, what should I do?
Make sure you delete your sent items and empty the deleted items folder. Also keep in mind sub-folders count against you unless they are local folders on your computer... but you should really be asking your help desk this question, I meant frequently asked questions about our Vinyl services.
What is the meaning to life, the universe, and everything?
I'd say 42, but that's really just the wrong answer to a math equation. The real meaning is to have a loving (not religious) relationship with God, which means you have to agree with God that you are a sinner and accept the sacrifice that Jesus (God's only son who is both God and man) made on the cross. Going to church is good to learn more about God's personality and to learn how to worship him, but God doesn't keep attendance. He cares more about a loving personal relationship with you than what you wear, drive, or even how cool of vinyl decals you have.